No Homers online draft

Before I get to my all guys draft results, I must mention something that personifies the inherent success of launching my league. O RLY? YA RLY! (incidentally, our two-time champ…I know, bitch!) reported to me that she woke up on Sunday morning in a panic and her first thought was, “Shit! I forgot to set my line up!!! Oh wait, that’s next week, phew!” Let’s just say, Mama’s proud.

Later that day I was mulling over who I wanted to target in the boys draft and how I would fare as the only female, and my dear friend (and O RLY?’s man) said to me, “Don’t worry, you have the biggest shlong in both leagues.” Five glasses of wine in on Labor Day afternoon rendered this comment both hysterical and complimentary. I’ll just go with my initial reaction on that one.

So the No Homers draft is on a different site (Real Time Fantasy Sports vs. Yahoo! Sports), and is done online. Personally, I prefer the live offline draft if for no other reason than the camaraderie. I had last pick after keeper round (in which I was able to score Barber) because I was new, and made some iffy second turn picks, but we’ll see how it goes. Here are the draft results and some pictures.

Keeper Round: B. Westbrook – The Emperor of Springfield, R. Moss – Nahasapeemapetilicious, J. Addai – Gastineautors, A. Peterson – The Dozers, S. Jackson – Mr. Sparkle, L. Tomlinson – Super Nintendo Chalmers, M. Barber – Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoos, F. Gore – Up Yours Flanders, C. Portis – Eradicators, M. Lynch – Plow King Ryan, T. Brady – Burlington Booze Hounds, P. Manning – Otto-Man Empire
1. Owens, Terrell DAL WR The Emperor of Springfield
2. Jones-Drew, Maurice JAC RB Up Yours Flanders
3. Johnson, Larry KAN RB Nahasapeemapetilicious
4. Grant, Ryan GNB RB Eradicators
5. Wayne, Reggie IND WR Plow King Ryan
6. Edwards, Braylon CLE WR The Gastineautors
7. Lewis, Jamal CLE RB Burlington Booze Hounds
8. Fitzgerald, Larry ARI WR The Dozers
9. Colston, Marques NOR WR Super Nintendo Chalmers
10. Romo, Tony DAL QB MR Sparkle
11. McGahee, Willis BAL RB The Otto-Man Empire
12. Johnson, Andre HOU WR Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoos
13. McFadden, Darren OAK RB Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoos
14. Parker, Willie PIT RB The Otto-Man Empire
15. Marshall, Brandon DEN WR MR Sparkle
16. Turner, Michael ATL RB Super Nintendo Chalmers
17. Jacobs, Brandon NYG RB The Dozers
18. Bush, Reggie NOR RB Burlington Booze Hounds
19. Brees, Drew NOR QB The Gastineautors
20. Houshmandzadeh, T.J. CIN WR Plow King Ryan
21. Holt, Torry STL WR Eradicators
22. Taylor, Fred JAC RB Nahasapeemapetilicious
23. Maroney, Laurence NWE RB Up Yours Flanders
24. Jones, Thomas NYJ RB The Emperor of Springfield
25. Roethlisberger, Ben PIT QB The Emperor of Springfield
26. Johnson, Chad CIN WR Up Yours Flanders
27. Palmer, Carson CIN QB Nahasapeemapetilicious
28. McNabb, Donovan PHI QB Eradicators
29. Young, Selvin DEN RB Plow King Ryan
30. James, Edgerrin ARI RB The Gastineautors
31. Johnson, Calvin DET WR Burlington Booze Hounds
32. Holmes, Santonio PIT WR The Dozers
33. Burress, Plaxico NYG WR Super Nintendo Chalmers
34. Boldin, Anquan ARI WR MR Sparkle
35. Witten, Jason DAL TE The Otto-Man Empire



36. Smith, Steve CAR WR Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoos
37. Cotchery, Jerricho NYJ WR Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoos
38. Gates, Antonio SDG TE The Otto-Man Empire
39. Stewart, Jonathan CAR RB MR Sparkle
40. Graham, Earnest TAM RB Super Nintendo Chalmers
41. Brown, Ronnie MIA RB The Dozers
42. Forte, Matt CHI RB Burlington Booze Hounds
43. Williams, Roy DET WR The Gastineautors
44. Welker, Wes NWE WR Plow King Ryan
45. Winslow, Kellen CLE TE Eradicators
46. Chambers, Chris SDG WR Nahasapeemapetilicious
47. Jennings, Greg GNB WR Up Yours Flanders
48. Burleson, Nate SEA WR The Emperor of Springfield
49. White, Roddy ATL WR The Emperor of Springfield
50. Cutler, Jay DEN QB Up Yours Flanders
51. Fargas, Justin OAK RB Nahasapeemapetilicious
52. Mendenhall, Rashard PIT RB Eradicators
53. Smith, Kevin DET RB Plow King Ryan
54. Perry, Chris CIN RB The Gastineautors
55. Evans, Lee BUF WR Burlington Booze Hounds
56. Anderson, Derek CLE QB The Dozers
57. Bowe, Dwayne KAN WR Super Nintendo Chalmers
58. Williams, DeAngelo CAR RB MR Sparkle
59. Hasselbeck, Matt SEA QB The Otto-Man Empire
60. Garrard, David JAC QB Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoos
61. Manning, Eli NYG QB Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoos
62. Jones, Julius SEA RB The Otto-Man Empire
63. White, LenDale TEN RB MR Sparkle
64. Vikings, Minnesota MIN Def Super Nintendo Chalmers
65. Gonzalez, Tony KAN TE The Dozers
66. Coles, Laveranues NYJ WR Burlington Booze Hounds
67. Harrison, Marvin IND WR The Gastineautors
68. Favre, Brett NYJ QB Plow King Ryan
69. Galloway, Joey TAM WR Eradicators
70. Driver, Donald GNB WR Nahasapeemapetilicious
71. Johnson, Rudi DET RB Up Yours Flanders
72. Johnson, Chris TEN RB The Emperor of Springfield
73. Ward, Hines PIT WR The Emperor of Springfield
74. Berrian, Bernard MIN WR Up Yours Flanders
75. Jones, Felix DAL RB Nahasapeemapetilicious
76. McAllister, Deuce NOR RB Eradicators
77. Gonzalez, Anthony IND WR Plow King Ryan
78. Moss, Santana WAS WR The Gastineautors
79. Stallworth, Donte’ CLE WR Burlington Booze Hounds
80. Taylor, Chester MIN RB The Dozers
81. Norwood, Jerious ATL RB Super Nintendo Chalmers
82. Clark, Dallas IND TE MR Sparkle
83. Chargers, San Diego SDG Def The Otto-Man Empire
84. Williams, Ricky MIA RB Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoos
85. Patriots, New England NWE Def Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoos
86. Brown, Reggie PHI WR The Otto-Man Empire
87. Morris, Maurice SEA RB MR Sparkle
88. Williams, Reggie JAC WR Super Nintendo Chalmers



89. Jackson, DeSean PHI WR The Dozers
90. Ginn Jr., Ted MIA WR Burlington Booze Hounds
91. Crayton, Patrick DAL WR The Gastineautors
92. Rice, Sidney MIN WR Plow King Ryan
93. Steelers, Pittsburgh PIT Def Eradicators
94. Cowboys, Dallas DAL Def Nahasapeemapetilicious
95. Watson, Kenny CIN RB Up Yours Flanders
96. Washington, Leon NYJ RB The Emperor of Springfield
97. Slaton, Steve HOU RB The Emperor of Springfield
98. Curry, Ronald OAK WR Up Yours Flanders
99. Cooley, Chris WAS TE Nahasapeemapetilicious
100. Green, Ahman HOU RB Eradicators
101. Jackson, Fred BUF RB Plow King Ryan
102. Rice, Ray BAL RB The Gastineautors
103. Schaub, Matt HOU QB Burlington Booze Hounds
104. Mason, Derrick BAL WR The Dozers
105. Bulger, Marc STL QB Super Nintendo Chalmers
106. Bennett, Drew STL WR MR Sparkle
107. Young, Vince TEN QB The Otto-Man Empire
108. Henry, Chris CIN WR Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoos
109. Bradshaw, Ahmad NYG RB Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoos
110. Stokley, Brandon DEN WR The Otto-Man Empire
111. Porter, Jerry JAC WR MR Sparkle
112. Warner, Kurt ARI QB Super Nintendo Chalmers
113. Colts, Indianapolis IND Def The Dozers
114. Jaguars, Jacksonville JAC Def Burlington Booze Hounds
115. Rodgers, Aaron GNB QB The Gastineautors
116. Bruce, Isaac SFO WR Plow King Ryan
117. Engram, Bobby SEA WR Eradicators
118. Smith, Kolby KAN RB Nahasapeemapetilicious
119. Rivers, Philip SDG QB Up Yours Flanders
120. Delhomme, Jake CAR QB The Emperor of Springfield
121. Jackson, Vincent SDG WR The Emperor of Springfield
122. Davis, Rashied CHI WR Up Yours Flanders
123. Johnson, Bryant SFO WR Nahasapeemapetilicious
124. Walker, Javon OAK WR Eradicators
125. Toomer, Amani NYG WR Plow King Ryan
126. Seahawks, Seattle SEA Def The Gastineautors
127. Jones, Kevin CHI RB Burlington Booze Hounds
128. Hackett, D.J. CAR WR The Dozers
129. Hester, Devin CHI WR Super Nintendo Chalmers
130. Bears, Chicago CHI Def MR Sparkle
131. Gage, Justin TEN WR The Otto-Man Empire
132. Branch, Deion SEA WR Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoos
133. Davis, Vernon SFO TE Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoos
134. Foster, DeShaun SFO RB The Otto-Man Empire
135. Kitna, Jon DET QB MR Sparkle
136. Bush, Michael OAK RB Super Nintendo Chalmers
137. Taylor, Chris HOU RB The Dozers
138. Jackson, Brandon GNB RB Burlington Booze Hounds
139. Hightower, Tim ARI RB The Gastineautors
140. Eagles, Philadelphia PHI Def Plow King Ryan
141. Folk, Nick DAL K Eradicators
142. Russell, JaMarcus OAK QB Nahasapeemapetilicious
143. Hall, Andre DEN RB Up Yours Flanders
144. Buccaneers, Tampa Bay TAM Def The Emperor of Springfield
145. Packers, Green Bay GNB Def The Emperor of Springfield
146. Ravens, Baltimore BAL Def Up Yours Flanders
147. Miller, Heath PIT TE Nahasapeemapetilicious
148. Giants, New York NYG Def Eradicators
149. Gostkowski, Stephen NWE K Plow King Ryan
150. Walter, Kevin HOU WR The Gastineautors
151. Jackson, Tarvaris MIN QB Burlington Booze Hounds
152. Garcia, Jeff TAM QB The Dozers
153. Shockey, Jeremy NOR TE Super Nintendo Chalmers
154. Battle, Arnaz SFO WR MR Sparkle
155. Hagan, Derek MIA WR The Otto-Man Empire
156. Gaffney, Jabar NWE WR Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoos
157. Kaeding, Nate SDG K Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoos
158. Gould, Robbie CHI K The Otto-Man Empire
159. Crosby, Mason GNB K MR Sparkle
160. Dunn, Warrick TAM RB Super Nintendo Chalmers
161. Rackers, Neil ARI K The Dozers
162. Booker, Lorenzo PHI RB Burlington Booze Hounds
163. Vinatieri, Adam IND K The Gastineautors
164. Thomas, Pierre NOR RB Plow King Ryan
165. Campbell, Jason WAS QB Eradicators
166. Dawson, Phil CLE K Nahasapeemapetilicious
167. Meachem, Robert NOR WR Up Yours Flanders
168. Brown, Josh STL K The Emperor of Springfield
169. Hardy, James BUF WR The Emperor of Springfield
170. Graham, Shayne CIN K Up Yours Flanders
171. Randle El, Antwaan WAS WR Nahasapeemapetilicious
172. Ryan, Matt ATL QB Eradicators
173. Pennington, Chad MIA QB Plow King Ryan
174. Titans, Tennessee TEN Def The Gastineautors
175. Reed, Jeff PIT K Burlington Booze Hounds
176. Heap, Todd BAL TE The Dozers
177. Scobee, Josh JAC K Super Nintendo Chalmers
178. O’Sullivan, J.T. SFO QB MR Sparkle
179. Betts, Ladell WAS RB The Otto-Man Empire
180. Nelson, Jordy GNB WR Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoos