League Home Sauce Draft Results!

We had a great draft on Wednesday, August 27, 2008.
KTLA came for news coverage that will air nationally on the CW on Wednesday, September 3rd, at 5:50am and repeating at 7:45am. Eastsidaz participated in the draft from NYC via webcam, and the three Mitches took care of us like pros. (FYI, Mitch is short for “Man Bitch,” but it’s totally dignified and respectful).

At first I was psyched about my team, but now I’m a little uneasy. Turns out I wound up with a lineup that included a TE that dropped down to third on the depth chart thanks to a coach who is less predictable than the weather and cares what people think as much as OJ Simpson does, (but makes me feel better about having to make some commish calls). I wound up doing an add/drop within 24 hours, which is a record even for me! I also have a starting RB with a knee that looks as good as that new Diane Lane/Richard Gere movie, though what can I really expect with pick #20?
But I think I’m in good shape… I mean after all, I have Colston!!

Here are the draft results by team. Round 1 was keeper.

O RLY? YA RLY!

1. (1) LaDainian Tomlinson
2. (24) Jamal Lewis
3. (25) Ben Roethlisberger
4. (48) Greg Jennings
5. (49) Brandon Marshall
6. (72) Jeremy Shockey
7. (73) Minnesota
8. (96) Dwayne Bowe
9. (97) Ahmad Bradshaw
10. (120) Javon Walker
11. (121) Chester Taylor
12. (144) Vincent Jackson
13. (145) Jon Kitna
14. (168) Donald Lee
15. (169) Phil Dawson

Team Kaya

1. (2) Randy Moss
2. (23) Drew Brees
3. (26) Laurence Maroney
4. (47) Edgerrin James
5. (50) Anquan Boldin
6. (71) Jay Cutler
7. (74) Rudi Johnson
8. (95) Indianapolis
9. (98) Nick Folk
10. (119) Ryan Torain
11. (122) Jerious Norwood
12. (143) Marc Bulger
13. (146) Owen Daniels
14. (167) Reggie Williams
15. (170) Michael Bush

Rackstar Molasses

1. (3) Tom Brady
2. (22) Willis McGahee
3. (27) Marques Colston
4. (46) Thomas Jones
5. (51) Santana Moss
6. (70) Matt Forte
7. (75) DeAngelo Williams
8. (94) New York
9. (99) D.J. Hackett
10. (118) Tony Scheffler
11. (123) Jacksonville
12. (142) Donte’ Stallworth
13. (147) JaMarcus Russell
14. (166) Rob Bironas
15. (171) Marty Booker

Missestestaverde

1. (4) Adrian Peterson
2. (21) Larry Johnson
3. (28) Carson Palmer
4. (45) Steve Smith
5. (52) Lee Evans
6. (69) Laveranues Coles
7. (76) Chris Cooley
8. (93) Ricky Williams
9. (100) Stephen Gostkowski
10. (117) Justin Fargas
11. (124) Kurt Warner
12. (141) Green Bay
13. (148) Vernon Davis
14. (165) Devin Thomas
15. (172) Dustin Keller

Femme Fatales

1. (5) Marshawn Lynch
2. (20) T.J. Houshmandzadeh
3. (29) Larry Fitzgerald
4. (44) Ronnie Brown
5. (53) Antonio Gates
6. (68) Chicago
7. (77) Brett Favre
8. (92) Fred Taylor
9. (101) Chris Chambers
10. (116) Philip Rivers
11. (125) Felix Jones
12. (140) Sidney Rice
13. (149) Ben Utecht
14. (164) Josh Scobee
15. (173) Fred Jackson

Pita’s Posse

1. (6) Steven Jackson
2. (19) Terrell Owens
3. (30) Brandon Jacobs
4. (43) Donovan McNabb
5. (54) Calvin Johnson
6. (67) Tony Gonzalez
7. (78) Selvin Young
8. (91) Baltimore
9. (102) Hines Ward
10. (115) Jake Delhomme
11. (126) Bernard Berrian
12. (139) Deuce McAllister
13. (150) Randy McMichael
14. (163) Buffalo
15. (174) Neil Rackers

Eastsidaz

1. (7) Clinton Portis
2. (18) Peyton Manning
3. (31) Andre Johnson
4. (55) Roy Williams
5. (66) Jerricho Cotchery
6. (79) Heath Miller
7. (90) Seattle
8. (103) Maurice Morris
9. (114) Nate Kaeding
10. (127) Jason Campbell
11. (138) Ray Rice
12. (151) Chad Pennington
13. (162) Steve Slaton
14. (175) Muhsin Muhammad

Rock Explosion

1. (8) Joseph Addai
2. (17) Tony Romo
3. (32) Plaxico Burress
4. (41) Darren McFadden
5. (56) Roddy White
6. (65) San Diego
7. (80) Julius Jones
8. (89) Vince Young
9. (104) Alge Crumpler
10. (113) Nate Burleson
11. (128) Chris Perry
12. (137) Shayne Graham
13. (152) Ronald Curry
14. (161) Bryant Johnson
15. (176) Greg Olsen

Whale’s Vagina

1. (9) Marion Barber
2. (16) Maurice Jones-Drew
3. (33) Santonio Holmes
4. (40) Torry Holt
5. (57) Jason Witten
6. (64) Rashard Mendenhall
7. (81) Bobby Engram
8. (88) Pittsburgh
9. (105) Eli Manning
10. (112) Adam Vinatieri
11. (129) Anthony Gonzalez
12. (136) Chris Brown
13. (153) Leon Washington
14. (160) Joe Flacco
15. (177) DeSean Jackson

Sticky Rice

1. (10) Frank Gore
2. (15) Braylon Edwards
3. (34) Reggie Bush
4. (39) Chad Johnson
5. (58) Jonathan Stewart
6. (63) LenDale White
7. (82) David Garrard
8. (87) Matt Schaub
9. (106) Todd Heap
10. (111) Reggie Brown
11. (130) Chris Johnson
12. (135) L.J. Smith
13. (154) Tampa Bay
14. (159) Chris Henry
15. (178) Matt Stover

Team Pacifici

1. (11) Brian Westbrook
2. (14) Reggie Wayne
3. (35) Derek Anderson
4. (38) Michael Turner
5. (59) Marvin Harrison
6. (62) Kellen Winslow
7. (83) New England
8. (86) Kevin Smith
9. (107) Kevin Curtis
10. (110) Derrick Mason
11. (131) Ahman Green
12. (134) Ladell Betts
13. (155) Pierre Thomas
14. (158) Robbie Gould
15. (179) Tarvaris Jackson

Hooker All-Stars

1. (12) Willie Parker
2. (13) Ryan Grant
3. (36) Wes Welker
4. (37) Matt Hasselbeck
5. (60) Joey Galloway
6. (61) Dallas Clark
7. (84) Aaron Rodgers
8. (85) Dallas
9. (108) Mason Crosby
10. (109) Donald Driver
11. (132) Sammy Morris
12. (133) Patrick Crayton
13. (156) DeShaun Foster
14. (157) Ted Ginn Jr.
15. (180) Chris Taylor