4 Drafts, 3 Deangelos, 2 Loads of Laundry, 1 Hangover

3pm PST
The Girls Guide Pro debut draft was completed in 1 hr 2 min this afternoon. We’re a 14 team league all comprised of professionals. Interpret as you wish.
Here’s the damage:
Fat Sweaters
1. (14) Tom Brady (NE – QB)
2. (15) DeAngelo Williams (Car – RB)
3. (42) Beanie Wells (Ari – RB)
4. (43) Hakeem Nicks (NYG – WR)
5. (70) Jeremy Maclin (Phi – WR)
6. (71) Matt Forte (Chi – RB)
7. (98) Mike Wallace (Pit – WR)
8. (99) Green Bay (GB – DEF)
9. (126) Jermaine Gresham (Cin – TE)
10. (127) Julian Edelman (NE – WR)
11. (154) Bernard Berrian (Min – WR)
12. (155) David Garrard (Jac – QB)
13. (182) Dan Carpenter (Mia – K)
14. (183) Bernard Scott (Cin – RB)

4:45pm PST
The Battle of the Sexes draft was completed in an hour and 1 minute. This is a 12 team league with 15 rounds. Here’s the list of lucky men I now call mine.
Golf Fart & Urinals
1. (7) Frank Gore (SF – RB)
2. (18) Peyton Manning (Ind – QB)
3. (31) Pierre Thomas (NO – RB)
4. (42) Chad Ochocinco (Cin – WR)
5. (55) Wes Welker (NE – WR)
6. (66) Brent Celek (Phi – TE)
7. (79) Santana Moss (Was – WR)
8. (90) Johnny Knox (Chi – WR)
9. (103) Laurence Maroney (NE – RB)
10. (114) Philadelphia (Phi – DEF)
11. (127) Donovan McNabb (Was – QB)
12. (138) Dallas (Dal – DEF)
13. (151) Jermaine Gresham (Cin – TE)
14. (162) David Buehler (Dal – K)
15. (175) Julian Edelman (NE – WR)

6:30pm PST
The third draft was longer. I was on the phone with Allard the whole time. It took an hour and 33 mintues. On ESPN. Double drafted for the last few rounds. That’s serious fun. Here’s what we got:
LAST PICK BIATCH (I protested the team name but wasn’t going to push it.)
12 DeAngelo Williams, Car RB
13 Tom Brady, NE QB
36 Shonn Greene, NYJ RB
37 Michael Crabtree, SF WR
60 Ahmad Bradshaw, NYG RB
61 Pierre Garcon, Ind WR
84 Tony Gonzalez, Atl TE
85 Terrell Owens, Cin WR
108 Carson Palmer, Cin QB
109 Bernard Berrian, Min WR
132 Devin Aromashodu, Chi WR
133 Bengals D/ST, Cin D/ST
156 Devery Henderson, NO WR
157 Greg Olsen, Chi TE
180 Bernard Scott, Cin RB
181 Dan Carpenter, Mia K

7:30 PST
My last draft was the No Homers League (Simpsons theme, all guys plus mama). Boy do the boys overthink and stress during drafts. This one is 12 teams 16 rounds (including keeper round which was already set). And it took exactly 2.5 hrs. So without further ado, I present to you…
The Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoos:
Matt Schaub QB HOU
DeAngelo Williams RB CAR
Pierre Thomas RB NOR
Michael Crabtree WR SFO
Hakeem Nicks WR NYG
Dez Bryant WR DAL
Stephen Gostkowski K NWE
Philadelphia Eagles Def PHI
Donovan McNabb QB WAS
Mark Sanchez QB NYJ
LaDainian Tomlinson RB NYJ
Laurence Maroney RB NWE
Kevin Walter WR HOU
Bernard Berrian WR MIN
Robert Meachem WR NOR
Jermaine Gresham TE CIN

That’s it! All teams are drafted! Looking forward to the season opener on Thursday!!!