When you play in multiple leagues like I do, you often find yourself losing because many of your opponents have the same big game players. This week I played against MJD, Dwayne Bowe, and Santonio Holmes over and over again. Let's see if my guys could outscore their numbers... Shiso Spicy vs. Fiery Foxes: 88.25… Continue reading Week 11 Wrap Up
Monday Night Matchup Menus: Denver Broncos at San Diego Chargers
OK, I'm somewhat tempted to hop in Oscar (please, everyone should name the car) and head down to SD for the game on Monday, simply because they're not hosting the Raiders. We'll see. In the meantime, here's what we're cooking up: Coconut Almond Antonio Dates Darren SpRolls Chopped Chicken Phillip Livers Pate Laurence Macaroni and… Continue reading Monday Night Matchup Menus: Denver Broncos at San Diego Chargers
GG2FF mentioned in the Barnard Bulletin
Lindsay Garten, a sophomore student at Barnard College, interviewed Jordan for her article on fantasy football. It was published in the magazine today. Here is a pdf of the article. Fantasyfootballpage1 Fantasyfootballpg2
Week 10 Wrap Up
Wow. This week was BIG! B-I-G! Some monster games, records set, and I got as many fines for violations this week as if I were headbutting the city. Don't ask. I can't leave my house anymore without an insurance premium increase. Shiso Spicy vs. Eastsidaz: 98.60 - 119 Note to self: Jaime will ALWAYS beat… Continue reading Week 10 Wrap Up
Monday Night Matchup Menus: Philadelphia Eagles @ Washington Redskins
We're on a liquid diet this week. All cocktails. LeSean McCOysters Shooter Brent Cazerak Asahi Samuel Santana Mosscow Mule Killer Chris Cool-Aid Dom Perignon McNabb LeSean McCoyster Shooter Ingredients: 1 raw oyster, shucked 1 oz chipotle vodka (I use hangar one) 1 squeeze lemon 1 splash tomato juice 1 splash hot sauce Procedure: Place oyster… Continue reading Monday Night Matchup Menus: Philadelphia Eagles @ Washington Redskins
Week 9 Wrap Up
This weekend found me in Vegas for one of the Girls Guide Ladies, Amanda's, bday celebration, which I now affectionately refer to as the Amandalay Bay Bday ExtraVegasa. I did fare better in this week's fantasy games than I did at the black jack table, (lost three consecutive hands of 20 to the dealer's 21,… Continue reading Week 9 Wrap Up
Monday Night Matchup Menus: Pittsburgh Steelers at Cincinnati Bengals
You've all heard about my Ben RoethlisBURGERS. We're not doing that this week. Salad: Romaine Gresham Salad with Tomatillo TerRelish Owens Side: Hearts of Carson Palmer Slaw Main: RaCharred Mendenhalibut Cocktail: Troy Cosmopolamalutan Romaine Gresham Salad with Tomatillo TerRelish Owens Ingredients: 1 lb tomatillos, husks removed and halved 1 small red onion, cut in 1"… Continue reading Monday Night Matchup Menus: Pittsburgh Steelers at Cincinnati Bengals
Week 8 Wrap Up
This week I watched Sunday Night Football with my opponent, Beansie. Thankfully I had company to ensure that I wouldn't throw myself out of a window when I found out Phish was covering Little Feat's "Waiting For Columbus" album for Halloween, one of my all-time favorites. I originally was supposed to shoot another episode of… Continue reading Week 8 Wrap Up
Monday Night Matchup Menus: Houston Texans @ Indianapolis Colts
Here's what's on the menu: Lots of love for the receiving core. Bacon Wrapped Kevin Walter Chestnuts Veggie Wayne - Joseph PadThai FLANdre Johnson Dallas Clark and Stormy Bacon Wrapped Kevin Walter Chestnuts Ingredients: 1 can water chestnuts, drained and soaked in soy sauce overnight. ½ lb. bacon (sliced in half) ½ c mayo ¼… Continue reading Monday Night Matchup Menus: Houston Texans @ Indianapolis Colts
Week 7 Wrap Up
We're on Taylor Time this week. That's code for late. Here's the video from the Dallas/Giants Monday Night Match Up. As for my fantasy performances... Shoulda. Coulda. Woulda. Wah. A slightly rough week for Mama. It's as if my players were in the same shape I was on Sunday after not really resting all week… Continue reading Week 7 Wrap Up
Girls Guide to Sports 